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Tipp Flu Epidemic In Progress

Earlier today the nation has seen an uncontrollable outbreak of tipp flu.

it is expected that the majority of services within tipperary county will draw to a halt tomorrow but slowly return over the coming days. The county's Emergency services are stocking up on alka seltzer and breakfast rolls. Due to the border quarantine we will only see scattered pockets of infection across the rest of the world.

An outbreak on this scale has not been seen since 2010 and yet again unconfirmed reports point to a Mr. liam mccarthy as the origin of this wave of infection.

Symptoms include blue and yellow colouring, excessive chanting, slurring of words as the night goes on and an overwhelming sense of relief that no one has kilkenny flu